Being Spoiled

By najaf

 When most people think of love poems, they think of serious and soulful expressions of passion. Long sonnets by Shakespeare or romantic poems by Browning and Lord Byron are the norm for love poetry. However, funny love poems can be good for a laugh. They may not be romantic, but they do give your friends something to enjoy.

Some of the best funny love poems are limericks. Limericks started in Ireland and follow a standard form of five lines and a rhyme scheme of aabba. Here are a few limericks written by anonymous authors:

There once was an old man of Lyme
Who married three wives at a time
When asked “Why a third?”
He replied, “One’s absurd!
And bigamy, Sir, is a crime.”

There was a young fellow named Hammer
Whose had an unfortunate stammer
“The b-bane of my life”
Said he, “Is m-m-my wife
D-d-d-d-d-d-damn ‘er!”

She made friends with a young undertaker;
Her last boyfriend had forsaken her.
But she started to curse
When he turned up in a hearse.
She said next time I’ll date a baker!

There was a young lady named Constance,
From boys she wouldn’t stand any nonsense.
If her partners grew deft
She would lead with her left;
The results would not weigh on her conscience.

My sweetheart and I are just wed.
Already I wish I were dead.
Two weeks she’s been spending.
It was time never ending.
We are thousands of pounds in the red!

Limericks are fairly easy to write if you can rhyme well, so you might try writing a limerick yourself that includes the name of your friend or loved one. This is a good way to make a funny love poem that is personalized.

You can find more information about funny poems at:
http://www.loveshairy.com

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Where to Buy Lucky Silver Earrings

By A.Ortega

 Lucky earrings or a good luck charm will bring you luck in romance, finance, personal relationships and other aspects of life. There are numerous lucky amulets which you can wear on your neck, wrist or in your ears. If you want your life to be sweet and trouble free get your own lucky silver earrings. Lucky earrings come in various shapes and to choose your pair you should know how they differ.

First of all, of course, consider getting a pair of 4-leaf clover earrings. People from all over the world believe that clovers with four leafs give their finder good luck and fortune. Its not that easy to find a 4-leaf clover especially taking into consideration that they occur once in ten thousand of common clovers. Now you dont even have to spend hours searching for this luck-drawing plant. You can simply get yourself a pair of 4-leaf clover earrings and carry good luck with you wherever you go.

There special lucky charms that have an eye in the middle. They can be worn as earrings, a necklace, a ring, etc. Regardless their size, shape and material they are made of, lucky earrings with Eyes absorb any negative energy evil people may send in your direction and ensure that only positive forces are flowing around you to keep you succeed in every undertaking.

If you strongly believe numbers play a crucial role in your life and in the flow of events the lucky number 7 may be the special amulet you need. Throughout the ages the number seven has been considered a special number defying the laws of mathematics. For many people across the world the number 7 symbolizes good fortune. Purchase yourself a pair of Lucky 7 earrings made of silver or lucky gold earrings and watch how events dramatically turn in your favor! Dont forget to put on your lucky earrings on a special occasion, important meeting, job interview, and you will feel a significant increase in your self-confidence.

There are other universal symbols of good luck along with four leaf clovers and number 7, for example, rabbit feet, dice, Maneki Neko the Chinese lucky cat, and many more. If theres a symbol that you like more you will surely find a pair of lucky earrings to your taste.

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